Shitposk Ask AU
> Shitposk Ask AU
CW: elements of NSFW, ableism, toilet humor, incest (+ maybe something else when switching to ask)
The universe of Shitpost Ask BS (VK).
A short retelling in chronological order:
May 2021: Lou
"take the cone in your pie, my friend))"
My first attempt. Lou didn't stand out in any supernatural way, just a silly ice cream robot. A maid costume was also mentioned.
October 2021 — November 2022: Dumpling Darryl
In the Russian localization, Dumping Darryl was translated as Soy Darryl.
A more conscious attempt to ask by a character, a certain image appeared.
Dumpling Darryl sells soy and soy dumplings. He considers himself a vegan. Likes to play Nintendo Switch like a true soy boy.
One of the key points is that Wicked Stu (according to a question from a former answerer) steals soy from Darryl, and Darryl takes offense.
October 2021 — December 2021: Smooth Lou
"onion rings, this is dedicated to you"
He loves onion rings. He was compared to other performers, which caused him to have a personality crisis.
March – May 2022: Tick
"1 like, and I'll download Minecraft for free without SMS and registration"
A small experiment.
Tick is a pirate, so he likes to download games for free without SMS and registration.
April 2022: Janet
"flying to Сhechnya"
Things didn't go beyond greeting, because I lost in a duel.
May 2022: Crash Test Darryl
"Crash is a crash game, bitch, not a fucking love, dawns, bitch..."
"hey baby do you want to roll the wheels with me?"
A small experiment.
There was only a greeting, because I took a lot of characters, and did not handle all of them.
He loves wheels.
July 2022: Classic 8-Bit
"HAHAHAHA I'm smarter than you I have 16 megabytes of memory"
A little experiment.
He likes to play Genshin.
July 2022: Surge
"YES I fucking stole all energy drinks from Pyatyorochka*))) questions?))"
"* Russian supermarket"
A small experiment.
He loves energy drinks.
July 2022 — January 2023: Wicked Stu
"wicked toilet seat"
I took this role to continue the story about the theft of soy, and to bring together Stu and Darryl (studarryls my studarryls).
After that, Wicked Stu was shown as a homeless (because translated into Russian as Wild Stu) punk.
December 2022 — April 2023: Omega Box Darryl
"I'll be your omega senpai~ but first finish off 4 billion kills, pls pls senpai~"
He behaves like an omega boy. He wears stockings. He dreams of finding his alpha.
January — May 2023: Darryl
A pirate. He likes to watch Tiktok and dance, shaking his barrel.
August 2024 — May 2025: Larry & Lawrie
The characters are close to the original ones. They work in Starr Park, where they find their younger brother R-T.
Larry and Lawrie are in a relationship, which Larry is very shy about.
During dates, they like to go to cafes outside Starr Park, because Lawrie believes that everything in Starr Park is poisoned. Lawrie also can't eat food because the Starr Park staff broke his jaws, although he would like to try something.
Otis tried to set Lawrie up with the Demon Otis by messaging Lawrie on his behalf. Lawrie was alarmed by this, but Larry reassured him and promised that he would not give Lawrie to anyone.
R-T was trying to make Larry and Lawrie nicer. Things were better with Larry, although he didn't show much initiative, and Lawrie flatly refused. R-T is dying of loneliness (R-T's asker left the Ask), and Larry and Lawrie feel guilty.
Larry and Lawrie also tried to remember their stepfather.
In the end, Larry and Lawrie fake their deaths and go to Sulani (I left the Ask).